Worst Foot Forward Podcast

I host a weekly podcast along with my pal Barry McStay – excellent actor, Crystal Maze host and playwright – celebrating and commisserating the absolute worst things in the world.  Each week we brandish our wooden spoons of destiny and celebrate the losers, heroic failures and spectacular mis-steps that pockmark human endeavour. If you ever want to feel better about your progress in life, take a listen and enjoy a lovely schadenfreude bubble bath.

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Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/worst-foot-forward

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-132731264

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Episode 12: World’s Worst Fairy Tale with Sarah Bennetto

Are you sitting comfortably? Then we’ll begin…

Ben and Barry love a good yarn spun well and they’re in excellent company this week as they’re joined by chipper Aussie comedian and head honcho of the acclaimed Storyteller’s Club, Sarah Bennetto. Together they wonder through literary history to uncover the worst fairy tale ever told. On their way they tip their hats to the Brother’s Grimm, discover which company gave Goldilocks a sponsorship deal and find out the Big Bad Wolf’s dark secret. #NotAllWolves

Episode 11: World’s Worst Board Game with Paul Flannery

Here at Worst Foot Forward we love a board game so it’s about time we explored those games that are all snakes and no ladders. Rolling the dice with us is Paul Flannery, actor, comedian, and creator and host of the exceptionally geeky stage shows ‘Knightmare Live’ (knightmarelive.com/) and ‘The MMORPG Show’. Taking turns on the World’s Worst Board Games, we land on such notable squares as memorable breasts, the bathhouses of Monopoly, and the Swedish Parliament in 2012.

Episode 10: World’s Worst General with James Rowland

Charge! This week Worst Foot Forward goes to war in search of the World’s Worst General. Privates Ben and Barry are led into battle by their charismatic mastermind of a guest, actor and storyteller James Rowland. Having very much brought our sporks to a gunfight, we find ourselves huddled in a foxhole alongside such decorated heroes as the navy who lost to a cavalry charge, the geometric shapes of Nuremberg and history’s most hilarious and megalomaniacal sitcom pairing.

Episode 9: World’s Worst Heist Movie with Stuart Goldsmith

Today’s guest is Stuart Goldsmith, host of the excellent Comedian’s Comedian Podcast (www.comedianscomedian.com). Stuart, with henchmen Barry and Ben, is masterminding a raid on the highly pregnable vault containing the World’s Worst Heist Movies. Within it, among the countless films called simply ‘The Heist’, we find the Nagasaki atom bomb, Mark Ruffalo’s smug acting and a regenerating Ice-T.

Episode 8: World’s Worst Astronaut with Gemma Arrowsmith

This week Worst Foot Forward goes intergalactic! Our stellar guest, comedian and writer Gemma Arrowsmith (gemmaarrowsmith.com), is a lover of all things space and so she helps Ben and Barry discuss the world’s worst astronaut. We thumb through the books of space law, eat corned beef in a rocket ship and see just how many cute, furry creatures we can launch into the stratosphere in 45 minutes.

Episode 7: World’s Worst Architect with Nathon Caton

Our guest this week, Nathan Caton (www.nathancaton.com) studied architecture before his diversion into comedy. In his company, we are rifling through blurry blueprints, sketching wonky towers and clipping the wings from flying buttresses in search of the world’s worst architect. Among the burning rubble, we discover prostitute-shaped brothels, the infamous Bond villain Goldprick and a Dutch firm which specialise in tasteless post-disaster tribute buildings.

Episode 6: World’s Worst British Day Out with Angela Barnes

Winter is almost gone and a refreshing spring breeze sweeps through Worst Foot Forward in the shape of Angela Barnes (host of BBC Radio 4’s Newsjack). The better weather means the return of the Great British Day Out – so here we dive into some not-so-great ones. Angela reveals her deep-lying love for subterranean bunkers while our battered old tour bus takes us on a journey around Mr Blobby’s ancestral home, 10,000 teapots and 19th century temperance meetings.

Episode 5: World’s Worst Political Protest with Tiernan Douieb

Episode five lands in a week where major protests are shaking the world in support of women’s rights and refugees. So comedian and podcaster Tiernan Douieb joins us to look at some of the less effective and affecting protests that the world has ever witnessed – many of them from our new favourite nemesis, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. There are also bucketloads of red milky vomit, elephants being sucked into Pokéballs – and mink. A whole lot of mink. This podcast is essentially 85% mink. Enjoy.

Episode 4: World’s Worst Console Game with Ellie Gibson

It’s episode four and our guest is Ellie Gibson – comedian, co-host of Dara Ó’Briain’s Go 8-Bit, one half of the Scummy Mummies (www.scummymummies.com) and video games journalist. With Ellie’s help, we’re rampaging through various levels of awfulness in search of the Big Boss of terrible console games. The show features a cameo from the Swedish Mafia, Atari’s attempts to bury its demons and magicians Penn and Teller making vast swathes of your life disappear.

Epsiode 3: World’s Worst Beatle’s Song with Jay Foreman

In episode three, we are joined by musical comedian Jay Foreman to unpick the back catalogue of the world’s greatest band in the hunt for the World’s Worst Beatles Song. Ben and Jay’s exhaustive knowledge sees Barry trying desperately to hold his own while we explore mass murder as a subject for pop songs, Ringo’s song-writing process and John & Yoko’s tantric music – with a shout-out for Donovan’s rhyming dictionary.
DISCLAIMER: WE ALL REALLY LIKE THE BEATLES, HONEST!

Episode 2: World’s Worst Superhero with Bec Hill

For our second episode we don our flapping red capes, lower masks over our eyes and pop our underpants proudly over our trousers as we delve into the heyday of comic books to uncover the most terrible, pointless and ineffective superheroes of all-time. There’s a huge supporting cast of superheroes who really should have been left on the shelf, whilst Bec provides her own entirely new pantheon of heroes.

Episode 1: World’s Worst Psychological Experiment with Professor Sophie Scott

Kicking off our first episode we chat to Professor Sophie Scott, an expert in neuroscience and the way that laughter works in the brain. Our subject matter is not as light and fluffy, as we explore the worst psychological treatments of all time, taking us on a journey from Bristol’s most infamous asylum to Ancient Greece, stopping off on the way to stare at some dangerous looking Arctic shamans brandishing hacksaws.