On February 27th/28th I’m going to be doing something breathtakingly stupid in aid of Red Nose Day. Along with partner in crime and fellow comic Chris Purchase I’m going to be part of MARK WATSON’S legendary 27 hour show.
We’ve set ourselves the target of visiting the every single embassy in the UK and delivering a red nose to each country. This is going to be big, stupid, painful, long, painful and potentially life endangering (I may not look every time I cross the road…) It’ll involve walking over 55 miles in about 20 hours.
We hope to raise a thunderton of money for good causes and would like to get the ball rolling with a donation from YOU *points finger Lord Kitchener style*.
Ben and Paul glance into the realm of tattoos both old and new. However their inquisitive gaze is also drawn to the wonders of the gulag Santa, an ice mummy badass and the idea that not all insults are bad. Go fuck yourselves everybody!
We had an absolute belter of a show at the Good Ship on March 31st and, happily, we had a reviewer come down from the Huffington Post to enjoy the show. Every single, from the headliner Andy Zaltzman to the relatively unknown James Bra absolutely smacked it out the park to a sold-out crowd and, as you can read here, our reviewer had a good time too.
Paul and Ben decide to commemorate the passing of the most excellent Tony Benn by using him as inspiration to open the book of feminism and set the world to rights. Sadly, thanks to some goading and wayward chat Ben is never far from having his foot in his mouth and offending 51% of the world’s population…
This week Ben and Paul take a wander through the wonderful world of executive toys. Although they get variously sidetracked by vegan metals, the causes of wrinkles and a strange episode with a lipsalve, they do eventually identify the ultimate executive toy. And invent the game ‘Slandering Newton’.